Meet Mr Twit The world's hairiest man in the world!
Mr Twit Is a ugly old twit. He was born a twit, he will always be a twit. He has TONS of hair, Hair inside of his nostrils, hair inside of his ears, he has a uni-brow, a long long beard and do you want to know something about his Long Ugly beard? Well, Mr twit thinks his beard makes him look wise and grand. It's hard to tell if he is young or old because his hair is covering his whole face! But that's good because Mr Twit is really ugly, He is so ugly that if you Even look at him, You will be in the hospital for the rest of your lives. In other words: Mr twit would have won the ‘world's hairiest man’ in the book of world records! But of course, it wouldn't say the ugliest man because his hair is covering his face so who knows? He might be a handsome looking guy… Or maybe not.. He is hairy as a grown up cat! But the difference is.. Cats lose hair, Mr twit can't and doesn't even want to!
Meet Mrs Twit, The woman forced to be married with Mr twit.
Mrs Twit Was born as a lovely little girl, She grew up as a lovely little girl. Until, She started having bad thoughts. She had so much bad thoughts that she started looking like her ugly thoughts. Her thoughts were as bad and ugly as 5 day old taco!! I just sometimes wonder why in the world did Mr twit get married to Mrs twit? Or did Mrs twit get married to Mr twit? Or was she on the bachelor and Mr twit was one of the options she had to choose from, Of course every guy would of ran away when they saw Mrs twit. So Mr twit HAD to get married to Mrs twit cause.. Well.. he was forced.. That's why they hate each other! Mrs twit has hair on her chin, a glass eye, a walking stick and she looks like a hunchback to be honest. Cause she his so short! I know i am too but look at that back just look at it! It's a hunchback!! Who agrees with me?? Uh no one? OK then…
